Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Proposition

I'm a member of frumsex group on yahoo.  Why?  It was sorta funny and entertaining in the beginning, that is before I found calmkallahs.  Though even that got boring after some time.  Why am I still a member?  Idiots contacting me and asking asl with my reply being my blog link, "you wanna know, go look" :-D

Several days ago I was contacted by divreitorah@yahoo.com with same question.  He got the same response.  He also said he had a proposition for me but never said what it was.

Then he contacted me again today and here's the chat log:

(3:06:26 PM) divreitorah: Hey
(3:06:35 PM) divreitorah: So we are interested?
(3:06:36 PM) virwulf613: yo
(3:06:40 PM) virwulf613: in?
(3:06:42 PM) divreitorah: R u?
(3:06:47 PM) divreitorah: In the swap
(3:06:51 PM) virwulf613: what swap?
(3:06:56 PM) virwulf613: you never said anything
(3:07:03 PM) divreitorah: I told u about it last werk
(3:07:06 PM) virwulf613: didn't
(3:07:13 PM) divreitorah: Swapping partners for a nuggt
(3:07:13 PM) virwulf613: only planning to tell me
(3:07:15 PM) divreitorah: Night
(3:07:33 PM) virwulf613: yeah right
(3:07:42 PM) divreitorah: R u interessted?
(3:08:15 PM) virwulf613: nope, and guess what's gonna happen now, posting this convo with your email on my blog :-P
(3:08:28 PM) virwulf613: thanks for the traffic :-D
(3:08:45 PM) divreitorah: Why u doing that?
(3:08:59 PM) virwulf613: cause you're a moron and a loser
(3:09:01 PM) virwulf613: haha
(3:09:13 PM) divreitorah: Be that way

19 comments:

  1. wow, so it's true, people really do swap wives! oy vey! and with such a screen name, it's an insult to the Torah!

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  2. I know. At least use a different username or something. What a moron.

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  3. Funny, and weird. Explain to me WHY people do this? Forget it, I know...I just don't get it.

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  4. People do it all the time, I had a professor proposition for a one night stand and I was shocked. Then I realized that since I have a filthy mouth I'll probably be subject to such suggestions.

    Oh well, I'm a toughie.

    Hey, so I wish you could've seen the retarded comment somebody left on my blog about how I shouldn't refer to someone as a "disgusting thing" (aka shiksa). I think that's funny...because the girl I was talking is indeed disgusting.

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  5. talking about...gah..I can't type.

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  6. Ew. Ew. Ew. I have many issues with this, but the one that sticks out in my mind right now is: Did he really think your wife would agree to this simply because you said so (well, that's if you actually had agreed to it)?

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  7. You know, maybe I should've messed with him a little, gotten pictures of both, address, etc. Then posted everything. :-D

    Yes, I'm an asshole and I love it!

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  8. Its somewhere between sad and hilarious, methinks.

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  9. And why would I want to have "frum" sex either? hole in da sheet?

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  10. And when you wanna do something kinky, hole in the shower curtain. ;-)

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  11. I just came by to show you this funny tech support cheat sheet http://xkcd.com/627/

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  12. Heh, yeah. I have his converting to metric guide on my fridge.
    You read userfriendly?

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  13. checked it out now, interesting comic

    Bizzaro is also interesting

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  14. I keep meaning to put up my reading list...maybe next post.

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  15. Sheesh lol.. Some people... *pukes* (Referring to DT not you, Moshe :p lol.)

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  16. omg, this is nuts!! can't believe there really are ppl like that in the world. And I'm not saying that you Moshe are a great guy, but better than some out there. Good for you.

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  17. Omg you make me even more nauseous than the guy who propositioned you. Does your wife know that you belong to this group? And troll CalmKallahs like a horny teenager?? You're a grown man with children!! Get a life!!!

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  18. Yeah, she knows. She also finds them funny.
    If you're gonna leave a nasty comment, then don't hide behind anonymous you pathetic gutless loser.

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