Showing posts with label vader. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vader. Show all posts

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Friday's special guests

Last night, November 12, at 9:20pm, we had a knock at the door and a visit from the NYPD.  Apparently Vader called the cops because he had a problem with my kids playing in their room, on mats and before 11pm.  He told them that I made cracks in his ceiling and make noise at 2am.  I informed the officers that the noise is Nochum waking up and me walking to get him a bottle and that I couldn't care less if he has a problem with me walking.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Vader's Wife

This afternoon, Vader's wife showed up claiming we're moving things for hours in kids' bedroom and it's disturbing her grandson's sleep.

Looks like in their native Elbonia, people have not yet learned to tell time accurately, as we were only home for about an hour.  The "moving things" was actually kids playing, some of the time, in the bedroom.  Though maybe the Elbonian language is not rich enough to express such concepts as "kids playing".

Apparently neither Vader, nor his wife, have any manners.  A normal person, would go, apologize, and ask for people to be quieter because baby is sleeping, and not make assumptions and accusations.  Ironically, both of them claim to be nice.  I wonder how people in Elbonia normally talk to each other if they consider this kind of behavior "nice".