My life according to Nightwish

Everyone's doing it and it's by far the funniest meme ever so here goes:

Answer these questions using song titles from only one artist, try not to repeat titles.


Pick your Artist:
Nightwish

Are you a male or female:
Tenth Man Down

Describe yourself:
Sleepwalker

How do you feel:
Deep Silent Complete

Describe where you currently live:
Over the Hills and Far Away

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?:
The Pharaoh Sails to Orion

Your favorite form of transportation:
Walking in the Air

Your best friend?
Wishmaster

You and your friends are:
Stone People

What's the weather like:
Planet Hell

Favorite time of day:
Nightwish

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Dark Chest of Wonders

What is life to you:
A Final Dream

Your relationship:
Sacrament of Wilderness

Your fear:
End of All Hope

What is the best advice you have to give:
Know Why the Nightingale Sings

Thought for the Day:
This Moment is Eternity

How I would like to die:
Live to Tell the Tale

My soul's present condition:
Ocean Soul

My motto:
Nymphomaniac Fantasia

Seven things I love

I have been tagged by The Jewish Side in the “Seven things I love” meme.

The way it works is simple: List the seven things you love and tag seven other bloggers.

Not being one to take things seriously, here are my 7:

1. I love beer.
   
   
2. I love animals. I love looking at them, petting them, feeding them, and then eating them.
   
   
3. I love babies, as long as they're not ugly babies and they are laughing and/or smiling.
   
   
4. I love anime and tentacles. While this is not self explanatory for everyone, those who don't know what I'm talking about, I suggest not googling it for your own sanity.
   
   
5. I love making fun of stupid people. For same reason I love comedians who make fun of stupid people.
   
   
6. I love not wearing clothes and that is why I love my Shabbat Robe, aka Yukata aka Kimono. If G-d would've wanted us to wear clothes, he'd gives us fur.
   
   
7. I love music, with the exception of the horrible American chareidi music that kills your braincells and turns you into a slobbering braindead zombie who follows any kind of bs ban the Elders of Zion make up out of boredom.

I tag: Barb, Sallie, La Poutine Cachere, Childish, Frum Punk, MAK and FrumCurious.

Meme - Finish The Sentences

Saw babysitter jewishside post this and decided to have some "fun" with it. :-D

Instructions: Finish The Following 8 Sentences.

1. I wish I could…
2. My biggest fear is…
3. I hate to…
4. I love…
5. Today I will…
6. Yesterday I…
7. My hair is…
8. I will never…

My "answers" :-D

Instructions: Finish The Following 8 Sentences.

1. I wish I could deport all stupid people.
   
2. My biggest fear is that stupid people will rule America and/or Israel. OMG!!! It came true! On both counts!
   
3. I hate to read something that contains grammar/spelling mistakes.
   
4. I love sleeping and eating.
   
5. Today I will maybe go to Staples.
   
6. Yesterday I bought an otoscope on Amazon.
   
7. My hair is supposedly dirty blond.
   
8. I will never understand why natural selection doesn't work for stupid people.