Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The Patterson Diet

David Patterson is doing all he can to put a stop to New Yorkers' obesity.

David Patterson wants to help you by adding an over 18% "Obesity Tax" on all non diet soft drinks and energy drinks.
He wants to increase the tax on malt and beer, beer belly begone.
A 4% tax increase on taxi rides and car rentals, David Patterson knows it's healthier to walk or ride a bike.
A 4% tax on cable, satellite and pay per view, get off your couch you couch potato.

David Patterson cares about you. Show our governor your appreciation with these Patterson Diet t-shirts, sweatshirt, bumper stickers and much more. Show him you care!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Saturday, February 21, 2009

I know your name

Today I've had the pleasure of meeting Frum Female. Also in attendance, Childish Behavior.

It's always fun meeting the person behind the words, seeing who they are, finding out what they do.

Bloggers I've had over for shabbat meal:
Childish Behavior
Frum Single Female
Frum Punk
Frum Skeptic
La Poutine Cachere
Mike in Midwood
The Babysitter

Bloggers I've met on the streets of Brooklyn:
Jacob da Jew

Bloggers I've known from before:
Albert Gurevich
Barb Chansky
Dude with hat
Ink Stained Hands
Sally Hazel
SubWife (I've been told I know her but I've no idea who she is and she was mean enough to tell all of our mutual friends to not let the secret out)

Bloggers I'm friends with on FB but never met in person, yet:
Frum Satire
How to measure the years
Nameless Faceless

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Fairwell to Frum Skeptic

Mazal Tov to Frum Skeptic on getting engaged! But not all is well in bloggerland. While FS enjoys her new found happiness, what will become of us? It is an expert opinion that there's a 95% chance that within the next several months Frum Skeptic will undergo an unholy transformation. The One Ring which now encircles her finger is even now using its unholy energies in an attempt to transform Frum Skeptic into Frummie Believer. Listen not to FS's claims that her man is super modern, appearances are deceiving. He is not what he claims he is. He is, in fact, an undercover agent of the Elders of Zion.

The transformation will not happen all at once. It will be gradual, to avoid suspicion. Below are the projected 10 steps that FS will go through before becoming FB.
  1. Turn on privacy settings for her FB account.
  2. Start writing only happy, fluffy posts.
  3. Limit to who can view her FB pictures.
  4. Delete her pictures on FB.
  5. Change her blogger theme and font to be more curly, pink and with more lace.
  6. Delete "not nice" posts on her blog.
  7. Remove all guys from her friends list on FB.
  8. Start using frummie language on her blog.
  9. Close her FB account.
  10. And finally, change her blog name to Frummie Believer.
While there's still hope, it's very slim. Beware, children, lest the same befall you.
P.S. if, when you see her and ask her to see The Ring and she responds with "No! It's mine! My preciousssss", it's already too late.