Monday, January 19, 2009

New Minyan About to Commence

From an email from Harry's Black Hole.

New White House - Washington
So far we have:  
Rahm Emanuel - Chief of Staff - Jewish
David Axelrod - Senior Advisor to the President - Jewish
Ronald Klain - Chief of Staff to the Vice President of the United States - Jewish
Larry Summers - Economic Advisor to the President - Jewish
Paul Volcker - Economic Advisor to the President, Former Head of Fed Reserve - Jewish
Tim Geithner - Treasury Secetary - Jewish
Peter Orszag - Head of Budget - Jewish
Is Barak assembling an administration or trying to make a minyan?


  1. Lol. Well someone has to say kadish for America. Hence the minyan.

  2. Now all that Obama has to do is convert and fulfill frummies' prophesy of being moshiach. Though still need 2 more people for the minyan.

    After conversion, Obama will receive the mighty gartel of power. One gartel to rule them all, one gartel to find them, one gartel to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

  3. Maybe next week. Don't forget he has to convert first.

  4. lol. :-)

    Volcker- gotta love that the guy that Reagan replaced with Greenspan is back in office... woohoo. *rollseyes*

    and Geithner- the guy who cheated on his taxes, is now the head of treasury.

    ahh...good times are awaiting. I sure hope Obama is moshiach.

  5. I wonder whigh hechsher they are getting for the new kosher kitchen in the Whitehouse, will it be open access? I hope it is Cholov Yisroel and Yoshon

    By the way, it is really the perfect mix for this situation that the country is now. You need to have Yiddishe Kep to guide soemone to do the Shvartze Arbit. They should just be successful.

  6. Or, when the shit hits the fan, everyone's gonna point at those 7 and blame Jews for everything.

  7. haha obama knows whatsup.
    he didnt bullshit his way up there to the president of the USA. he knows how its done and what to do to keep his ass up in office

  8. that's funny how there are so many Jews that it can make a minyan.

  9. you could make a song out of this post like adam sandler's hannukah song!

  10. So put on your yarmalka, here comes our chazan Obamaka. :-D