Recently I got an idea to write a post about one of my credit cards and maybe earn some money with it. I used the bank's internal messaging system to ask them if they have an affiliate program.
This is the message I got in response:
We are writing in response to your recent inquiry.
We would like to inform you that, Chase is affiliated with
various programs. However, if you would like information
about a specific program please provide more details for
us to assist you further.
If you have any further questions, please reply using the
Secure Message Center.
E-Mail Customer Service Representative
Are you #$%@ kidding me?! Affiliate and affiliated is not the same word you moron! If you don't know something, google it instead of sending back some retarded response.
Am I gonna call and complain? I plan too. Then again I'm reaaaaaally lazy. But I am planning to...