Wednesday, November 26, 2008

What is porn

Talking about Quantum of Solace:

(10:51:57 AM) [friend]: i'll hope you'll enjoy it. If you like car chases and jumping stunts you'll like it
(10:52:42 AM) virwulf: i like parkour, district b13
(10:53:13 AM) [friend]: there were too little seduction scenes for my liking
(10:54:01 AM) virwulf: u heard of porn, right?
(10:54:17 AM) [friend]: no, what's that?
(10:56:08 AM) virwulf: it's when a man and a woman or 2 or more women or a woman and a couple of men or a man and a couple of women love each other very, very much and want to show everyone how much they love each other
Posted by at 10:57 AM

13 comments:

  1. From here we learn that porn equals marriage, as it is said: Marriage is between a man and a woman.

    Quantum of Solace was awesome - good action, quite dark, plus a nice side of actually thinking about the political issues. I do like a Bond that isn't silly.
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  2. Dude, you liked the previous Bond which had nothing to do with Bond. No gadgets and other than the first 5 minutes, no action. I thought you liked it because of the female lead, but after the first half of the movie she turned into some sheep, bleh.
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  3. No, I didn't like it specifically because of the female lead, even though she was much better than the usual suspects in that genre. See, I don't like the usual Bond - I find them silly, cheesy, and not particularly funny. On the other hand, I can appreciate a good action/spy movie; and I think anything remotely claiming to approximate real life in that genre will have to be dark.
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  4. I never thought of it that way...
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  5. Wait, what? Seduction scenes in Bond equal porn?
    How was it btw, I havent seen it yet.
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  7. Wuz with calling women dude? (unless they look like one but still, if so, you're asking for a beating)
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  8. JDJ- "Dude" is now officially unisex. At least, by teenage standards.

    I *loved* Casino Royale, and really enjoyed QOS. I find the direction that the Bond series has taken with the last two films very refreshing. So I guess I agree with Dina!
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  9. Is da Russian Bear a teenager?
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  10. I will be in a couple of years. ;-)

    I had a co-worker who called everyone bro.
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  11. Not to mention the fact that our esteemed Rabbi, in the course of conducting the women's shiur, never fails to address us as "Gentlemen." But, could be Moshe does think I look like a man - perhaps the sort of man that looks like a woman?
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  12. That's because saying "Ladies" is not tznius.

    dude
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