Monday, November 10, 2008

Inner Peace

From an email from Harry's Black Hole:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
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  1. Jewish Side of BabysitterNovember 10, 2008 at 8:35 AM

    Funny, but the theory makes sense.

    I have so much stuff to finish (or get started on) and it causes lots of stress! (Like a midterm in 2 hours, which I haven't started studying for)

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  2. Lady-LightNovember 10, 2008 at 7:38 PM

    ROTFLOL. Datz funny.

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  3. DinaNovember 10, 2008 at 10:59 PM

    so, so tempting right now...

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  4. MikeinmidwoodNovember 10, 2008 at 11:12 PM

    Funny, Now Im going to try.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 11, 2008 at 11:26 AM

    lmao.

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