ROFL. Must admit that I had to read it twice though:)Long live haiku!
I had to read it several times more than twice but I finally got it thanks to my master's degree. I always said you have poetic talent.
I'm thinking of turning this into a shirt.
Now you can but this design from CafePressButtons and magnets are messed up the moment. I emailed CafePress...though prob gonna have to find a way to fix it myself as it seems the problem has been around for over a month and still not fixed...