Sunday, July 7, 2013

A good man with his hands

Not particularly overburdened intellectually, Erkum was huge, even by Mardukan standards, and "a good man with his hands" as long as the target was in reach of hand weapon. Give him a gun, and the safest place to be was between him and the enemy.
Weber, D. & Ringo, J We Few  14.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Facebook Rummikub

Help find this racist.
In public chat, she posted "as long as the wetback and the fucking jew..."
Then she sent me the following in private chat: "mother fucking jew", "Hitler #1", "only good jew is a dead one"
Name: Dawn Banks
Age: 32
Birthday: 7/11/1980
Location: United States when looking at profile, but Dominican Republic was displayed above player on mouseover.


Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Castleville Outranked / One Up bug

Many, many people have had issues with the Outranked / One Up mission in Castleville. Using a Gloom Dragon Potion would produce a warning that "You already have one gloom dragon in your kingdom". Meanwhile, activating Myrick's Flask would produce no results.

I have posted on both Zynga forums, submitted their google docs form, waited for weeks for a reply and all with no results. Meanwhile the bug report post has grown to over 200 comments of people having the same exact problem.

I noticed, among the comments, a moderator saying to send a DM on twitter and that's exactly what I tried.
I sent the following to @ZyngaSupport
"castleville, outranked/one up, can't summon dragon, can't defeat dragon supposedly already there. uid [uid]"

In less than 3 hours the issue was fixed!
I got my uid from this page.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Shotgun/Rifle permit in NYC

Contrary to popular belief, getting a shotgun/rifle permit in New York City is not hard any even non-citizens can get one.

First, you need to fill out some forms which can be found here. Download the forms, fill them out except for signatures and then print them out. You will need to bring original IDs, 4 passport photos, and some of the forms will need to be notorized while one form will require a witness. Photos should be no older than a month.

Once you have all of the necessary paperwork, you will have a choice of either going to 1 Police Plaza in downtown Manhattan or Rifle/Shotgun Section in Kew Gardens, Queens. Both locations are open until 8pm on Monday, but, waiting in line and processing may take over an hour. Both locations had problems with their fingerprint scanner. However, 1 Police Plaza is bigger and actually has an IT division to fix things same day. 1 Police Plaza is also a lot easier to get to unless you live in Kew Gardens.

If you decide to apply at 1 Police Plaza and are taking the subway, don't follow google maps as the directions you get are wrong. Go to the corner of Chambers St and Centre St and face the building marked Manhattan Borough President. It's on Centre St, has columns in front and a tunnel in the middle. You should see a red statue through the tunnel. Walk past the statue to the small building on the right with "Welcome to Police Headquarters" on it. You will need to walk through a metal detector so make sure your pockets are not filled with too much metal junk. Go to the back wall and take a picture of yourself for the pass. Walk out the back door and to the revolving door across. Get your pass on the left, walk past and all the way to the right. Licensing section is right near the public bathroom.

Rifle/Shotgun section is easier to find since the building is right next to the subway station. Go in through the main entrance, go through the metal detector and to the elevator across. No need to get a pass. Take the elevator to B and follow directions to licensing.

Application approval, for me, took two and a half months. It would've probably taken less time if not for the screw up at 1 Police Plaza because they're not sure how to process rifle/shotgun applications. On the other hand, at least their finger print scanner was working.

Once you're approved, you'll get a notification to go pick up your permit for the Rifle/Shotgun Section in Queens. I took a car service going there and subway going back. From Brooklyn, both took about same time as the car service had trouble getting there even with GPS and charged $35+tip. I'd say you're better off taking the subway. When I was there, a guy who was applying was told to come back in a week because their finger print scanner was broken. Good thing I went to 1 Police Plaza to apply as getting there takes a lot less time.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Tilapia and potatoes in tomato sauce

New Pesach, new recipe. Few ingredients and can use frozen fish.

1lb frozen tilapia
1 medium can tomato sauce
2~3 large potatoes
Salt and whole black pepper to taste

Into a saucepan, dump tomato sauce (can be diluted with water), add salt and pepper, add frozen tilapia and bring to a boil. Simmer until fish is fully cooked. Remove fish and add potatoes, cut into triangles. Simmer until potatoes are tender and meanwhile, break up the tilapia fillets into small pieces. After potatoes are cooked, mix in the fish and serve.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Anti-Semites on FaceBook

Newest addition: Hank Cardinal

List of possibly American anti-semites on FaceBook:

Austin Chapa (Winter Part, FL)


Gabriel Perurena (Austin, TX)





Hank Cardinal (Saddle Lake, Alberta, Canada)
Owner of Dr. Hank's Hrebal Remedies




John Matthew Taylor (South Jersey, NJ)








Ken Robin Johnson (Stavanger, Norway)

Morgan Launikitis

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Zerlina Maxwell's solution to rape


Zerlina Maxwell, yet another Liberal with an ingenious solution to the rape problem. How do you stop a rape? Very simple, you just have to tell the man not to rape you and he won't. Zerlina, I think you've been watching too much Dora the Explorer.