Take 2 packs of frozen tilapia, preferably not Dagim.
Cut each fillet in half and then each half into 1" wide pieces.
Sprinkle with fish spices.
Take 2 potatoes and cut into similar size pieces.
Start frying the potatoes in a frying pan.
After all of the potatoes have changed color, add the fish and some more fish spices.
Stir, lower the flame and cover.
Cook, stirring occasionally until done.
Take 2 chickens, dump them into a crock pot 8 hours in advance and cover with your favorite sauce.
Layer 1: chopped garlic.
Layer 2: meat, chestnuts and walnuts.
Layer 3: salt, pepper, red hot paprika, honey, ground nutmeg.
Layer 4: yams, squash, ground meat, 2-3 hot dogs, 3 eggs.
Use a cup of coke or some slivovits for flavor. Unfortunately no beer.