Thursday, April 7, 2011

John Deere - Tot Tractor (Not recommended for children)

Saw this on for $11.99 and decided to see what the regular price is and what people say.  A lot more entertaining was what said about this item.

There's a large, BOLD AND IN CAPS warning about this product having small parts and being a chocking hazard and that it's not for children under 3 years.  Right below that are the Product Features, which state that the Recommended Age Range is 1 to 3 Years.

What?!  So if your child is below 3, he will choke to death and if he's above 3, he will receive multiple wounds and suffer broken bones when the tractor collapses under him?

If you scroll down some more, you'll see that the Manufacturer recommended age is 18 months to 5 years and lower still, it says that this tractor can supposedly handle up to 75lbs.

What have we learned?  This toy is absolutely not for 75lb 3 year olds.  So if your child is 3 years old and weighs 75lbs, you should definitely not buy him this tractor.  Also, you should definitely stop taking him to McDonald's for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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