Friday, January 4, 2013

Say what?!

Some people have bad grammar and some people can't spell and some people put random words together and call it a sentence.
Considering the people I deal with, this will be an ever growing list.
  • The members only Navigation Bar is the have a link Members only login screen
  • Ok what is the best way to have a "modom" I need something that works
  • Also is out site open 2 links
  • Is their a way to stop people from tapping us
  • also I need to add up where you adding up a payment how add it up because sometimes a different person add the $ and different person add up the job
  • NEW!!!
    Come books: 1-st time translate to Russian the classical Musar book
    "Madrigat adam" (mans level) of Saba miSlobodka.
    "Even Shlema" (Whole stoun) of Vilna Goen (with detailing biography of Goen).
    Lectures of Rav Haim Burshteyn, chief Rabi of Lita, to Sefer Daniel ant to Sefer Irmiyagu.

13 comments:

  1. If you want to have your way with a modom, the best way is probably with KY Jelly.

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  2. I wanted to comment on the post. Then I saw your comment...Thanks for the chuckle.

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  3. 2 more. Best way to stop people from tapping you is to not look like a keg.

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  4. oy vey, English that doesn't make sense is very annoying! I try very hard not to get frustrated at people for saying things that don't make sense.

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  5. yay I'm in all your tweets now!
    on the side that is

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  6. Noooo!!! Spammer!!! Give me back my twitter!!!

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  7. The only one that makes any sense at all to me is the last one. And yes agreed, bad grammar + bad spelling + bad punctuation = priceless memories

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  8. It does?! I still have no idea what it means. The client is either asking about the company website or the in-house software or maybe phones or the workers on site. No idea. No clarification was provided so far.

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  9. I wrote a post, which can be seen below, that talks about the same idea. Pathetic, hilarious, and reminds us that we may not be geniuses, but we sure aren't as dumb as some other people out there. :D


    http://shocked-avi.blogspot.com/2009/03/not-so-excited-anymore.html

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  10. A new one from someone who's really into adding stuff up. Future accountant?

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  11. I'm usually pretty good at "bad English" translations. The wannabe accountant is saying that sometimes there's one person making an expense/cost entry and then someone else is totaling the job/project (presumably for an invoice and/or statement). They want a way of automating the calculations.
    (I wonder if there's a career in this; translating poor client directions. It could be a side-line of translating Chinglish manuals.)

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  12. Nope. I think it was tracking who adds what. Who adds job and who adds payment.
    The new one is actually the last one.
    Still trying to figure out what "whole stoun" means...

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