There was an episode on Married With Children where Peggy buys a three legged chicken from Chernobyl. Well, Mrs. Bundy, my chicken can beat your chicken.
I went to Glatt Mart last week and imagine my surprise when I saw one of their sale items, "Chicken With Four Legs." The first thing that came to mind was that Married With Children episode. Maybe it's all the hormones. Maybe the owner of the farm has been playing too much S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and got some ideas. All I can say is that was one freaky sign.